SENOR BURRO FOR MAYOR

El Burro Chon mayor of Juarez, State of CHIHUAHUA, Mexico Dissatisfied Juarez voters nominated "El Burro Chon" for mayor, "it is better to have a donkey for a mayor than a donkey mayor." This long-eared, brown short-haired candidate -- with no political party affiliation -- promises to do nothing for the city: He is a donkey. Yes, the four-legged kind. (Jesus Alcazar / Special to the Times .